VP DEBATE DRINKING GAME!

I copypasta'd from ONTD. These can be used for any of the upcoming debates.

ONE SHOT EVERY TIME A CANDIDATE SAYS:

"Iraq"
"Iran"
"Russia" (two shots if Alaska is mentioned in the same sentence)
"offshore drilling"
"alternative energy"
"George Bush" from a Democrat
"rescue package" from a Democrat or "bailout" from a Republican
every time Barack Obama has to correct John McCain
every time John McCain says "you don't understand"

TWO SHOTS FOR:

"bailout" from a Democrat or "rescue package" from a Republican
"Israel"
"Pakistan"
"nuclear power"
"Phil Gramm" or "Jeremiah Wright"
"clean coal" (add a shot if clean coal is criticized; if West Virginia or Kentucky are referenced the shots must be of moonshine)
every time Barack Obama corrects John McCain while McCain is still talking
every time Sarah Palin gives a specific answer about policy
every time Joe Biden says "you don't understand"

THREE SHOTS FOR:

"nuclear" pronounced as "nucular"
"Alaska Independence Party" or "William Ayres"
John McCain or Sarah Palin criticizing George Bush
every time Joe Biden swears (minor-damn, hell, etc.)
every time Sarah Palin says "you don't understand"

DRINK THE WHOLE DAMN BOTTLE IF:

Barack Obama goes off on John McCain (if he swears, down another bottle)
John McCain goes off on Barack Obama (if he swears, down another bottle, if he drops an n-bomb, empty your pockets and buy as much additional alcohol as that will buy you)
Joe Biden swears (Seven Dirty Words; also, drink a bottle of wine if he appears to be hitting on Sarah Palin at any point)
Sarah Palin begins crying (another bottle if she starts speaking in tongues)
any candidate is actually accused of treason
the moderators ask any of the Bridgekeeper questions from Monty Python and the Holy Grail