Dear Zeus,

Do ya mind?! Some people need to get some sleep! Some people have a long day ahead of them. A day that consists of sleeping until three P.M., contemplating starting summer reading but ultimately deciding against it, and watching MST3K on YouTube. Your asshatery is really inconsiderate. In the words of renowned thespian Danny Glover: I'm too old for this shit.
Your Friend,
Kelsey.


WE NEED YOUR HELP, ROKER!