Dear Katy Perry,
Stop it. No, seriously. Stop existing. You kissed a girl? Really? Well guess what, so has every drunk college chick ever. You liked it? Congratulations. So did the men who undoubtedly egged you on to do it. You are jumping onto the the fake lesbian/bi-curious chic bandwagon. You are not edgy. You are not a unique and special snowflake, no matter what the little scene boys tell you. You are a manufactured hipster. Nothing more. You are 2008's Avril Lavigne. Die in a fire, you female chauvinist pig.
Your Friend,
Kelsey
P.S. Stop looking exactly like Zooey Deschanel. I hate going on ONTD thinking there is going to be a She & Him post only to see your mug.
Birthday Sluts
4 years ago
1 comment:
Funny story, if my memory serves me correctly. She hadn't kissed a girl before she wrote that song. It's all a lie.
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